Nick Stevens: Krakens Released Since 1974.

sonsofzabka:

Guess what!?!  I participated in a self improvement workshop.  By design, I was supposed to re-connect with my inner-child through different activities.  I was tasked to write a letter to my 13 year old self.  In this letter, I offered tidbits about the journey that brought me (us) to my (our) current life.  What I never expected was to receive a response from my 13 year old self!!!!  There was a disturbance in the Universe in conjunction with the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that met at the exact same time which briefly opened a portal that led to an opportunity to share direct correspondence with my pre-pubescent self.  Seriously…this happened.  So to the millions and millions of people who ever wanted to hop into a (Hot Tub) Time Machine…I give you the return letter from my Thirteen Year Old Self!  

June, 1989

Dear Future George,

Sup? N-M-H.  Junior High is such a drag!  Uggghhh.  I’m still awaiting that growth spurt (in more ways than one…hahaha) that you promised would happen within the next two years or so.  It can’t come soon enough.  Let’s just say; I’m not exactly Kirk Cameron when it comes to the lady folk!  I’m more like his friend, ‘Boner’.  The idiot that everyone thinks is a tool.  Whatever!  At this point, I’d settle for being Jonathan Bower from ‘Who’s the Boss?’  Anyways; as you future people say, ‘It is what it is!’

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Please follow SOZ. I know there are approximately 4 1/2 million pop-culture commentary websites, blogs & tumblr pages. But this one’s my favorite, and you should follow on name alone. This letter from my buddy Georges 13-yr old self to his present self takes the internet cake this week.